Please let us know how you best use our FUQ IT, WTF and FAIL stamps.

This is not a contest. The person with the most appropriate, funniest story

will receive absolutely nothing.

CLINICAL TRIALS

After extensive research, the results are finally in.

Using a FUQ IT stamp to vent your hostilities is beneficial to

your health. Not only does it lower your blood pressure but it has

actually helped prevent auto accidents and forest fires. The WTF Stamp

has proven to be completely ineffectual in improving your golf game but it certainly

helps the self loathing and violent rages. The FAIL Stamp is particularly helpful when reviewing photos and other

peoples' criticism of you. Recommendedfor home, office, country club, PTA, health club, dog park, beauty salon,

especially good for Weight Watchers meetings, bars, dancing lessons, roadside assistance,

tennis courts, divorce court, airports, camp sites, Martha Stewart napkin ring seminars,

Starbuck's, community services, church, temple and dressing rooms.